More than horse meat going into burgers

Yes, that's right, you heard me. The Smurfs want you to think that it is only a bit of horse meat going into the burgers you buy in the supermarket or order in a fast-food restaurant. Yet their plot to destroy Ireland's food industry is far more sinister than that. You see, McDonald's is part of the New World Order, whose aim is to enslave mankind in order to advance their own selfish interests. That's why you often see Masonic symbols carved onto your Big Mac. Yet that is not what I am talking about here. Rather, McDonald's are adding an invisible mind control sauce into their burgers. You cannot see it, smell it or taste it, because they don't want you to. Yet this sauce contains millions of tiny Smurfs who are just waiting to work their way up your digestive system so they can eat your brains out. From then on, you are nothing more than a mindless addict programmed to buy McDonald's products and powerless to challenge Smurfs, Freemasons and the NWO. Remember, RTE will tell you only what the NWO want you to hear...